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THE STUFF HE DOES

It was at 1:13 A.M on September 7th 2001 that Noah Joseph Gamson was born.  Little did the world know at the time, but it had just received the gift of a lifetime.  By the age of six Noah was already being recruited to esteemed soccer academies.  It was also around this time that his teachers at school realized they had a genius on their hands. It was around the age of seven that Noah couldn't take the stress of being recruited and decided to take his talents to Tae Kwan Do.  During his short Tae Kwan Do career he had been described as "If Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan had a child"- Anonymous.  He worked his way all the way up to a yellow black belt.  He then decided beating people up was too easy.  The sport of football had been calling his name for years.  He took his talents to the Northside Dolphins football organization.  To quote a genius of our time Noah "Started at the bottom and is now here".  He started out on the kick-off team.  After only two years, his football coaches realized they had been misusing his talent the whole time.  They now understood that Noah was a natural born leader and athlete and belonged at the position of Quarterback.  His career at quarterback was full of excitement.  Nothing new to the young superstar.  There were countless times he had cheerleader chasing him all around practice facilities.  However, just as with Soccer and Tae Kwan Do, Football became to easy and he took his talents to the sport of Lacrosse.  He is excelling at the sport as he continues to play today.

         Academically, Noah has excelled since day one and has even been called the "Albert Einstein" of his time.  He has written countless amazing essays (like this one).  He has also been called the Shakespeare of his time.  He received recruitments from Yale and Harvard from the age of 10 but has declined all the offers.  

       Not only is Noah athletic and smart he is a young entrepenuer.  He has been the CEO of two successful companies and has been recruited for Shark Tank.  

      He has been the role model to hundreds of children.

     He has been the love interest of thousands.

     Socially, there is nothing more you can ask for from Noah.  "He is one cool dude" -Anonymous.  He has been described as if Drake and Beyonce had a child.  He's like if Regina George wasn't a jerk.  That's how cool he is.  

     Noah Gamson has not only contributed the most of all his siblings, peers, and friends, but perhaps Noah has contributed the most to society that this world has ever seen.  

        

Skills

Mowing his front lawn

Good role-model

Good looking

Master Pokémon catcher

Ukuelele

Languages

English

Hebrew 

Like 2 words in spanish​

Pig Latin

The language of love

The language of rap

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